- Jamaican #1: [the flights are delayed] Where the irie plane, mon?
- Jamaican #2: You trying to tell me this flight is late, skank?
- Jamaican #3: Rude boy!
- Jack Smith: You did WHAT?
- Stan Smith: I released Krampus. I just wanted him to scare Steve straight.
- Jack Smith: SEXUAL ORIENTATION IS NOT A CHOICE!
- Stan Smith: ...What?
- Minstrel Krampus: Pain is having a girl named Sheila walk out on you in the middle of downtown Baltimore for some guy named Dennis, who worked as a mechanic and made twice as much money as you!