The Simpsons (TV Series)

A Test Before Trying (2013)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : So, how's the studying going?

  Bart Simpson : When I start I'll tell you.

  Lisa Simpson : This is the most selfish thing you've ever done.

  [From Bart's perspective] 

  Lisa Simpson : You're letting your friends go hang because you are lazy and selfish and,

  [Bart began to close his eyes] 

  Lisa Simpson : hey, are you falling asleep just to spite me?

• Lisa Simpson : [Bart opens his eyes]  Spinach farm, huh? That's right, you talk in your sleep.

  Bart Simpson : Lisa, I want to pass that test. But I need your help.

  [From Lisa's perspective] 

  Bart Simpson : I have all sorts of problems: Lack of attention, I'm afraid of ovals, I only

  [Lisa starts closing her eyes at Bart like he did before ignoring her, doing it back at him] 

  Bart Simpson : know 24 letters. Don't you fall asleep on me.

  [Lisa's eyes are finally closed] 

• Bart Simpson : It's hopeless! I can't make up for years of goofing up in one day. I need two days!

  Lisa Simpson : Look, Bart. It's not important to know what's on the test so much as how to take the test. If you don't know the answer to one question, leave it for later. And if you still don't know the answer, just guess B and move on. Now, what's the capital of Massachussets?

  Bart Simpson : Uh, B?

  Lisa Simpson : Very good.