- The Mailman: Um, hi. I'm going to have to make you, um, sign here... here...
- [Ripping noise. See's Jaren dancing in the background]
- The Mailman: What the heck is that?
- Barry: Jaren, Jaren, Jaren... Jaren.
- [Tries to light a match for a minute]
- Barry: Jaren. Jaren
- [Attempts to light a match again]
- Barry: Jaren...
- [Strikes match again]
- Barry: Jaren-
- [to Travis]
- Barry: YOU'RE THE BOY SCOUT! CAN YOU PLEASE GET THIS TO WORK?
- Travis: UH, I NEVER EARNED MY...
- Barry: SHUT UP!
- Travis: Okay!
- Barry: Jaren...
- [Gets frustrated trying to strike match]
- Barry: Oh... my gosh! I can't believe...
- Travis: Try- Try getting it at an angle!
- Barry: Oh, maybe the other side.
- [Turns match box over and strikes match. The match finally is lit]
- Barry: [Leaning lit match close to Justin Bieber's signature] Okay, her we go. Jaren...
- Travis: Jaren...
- Barry: Jaren...
- Travis: Jaren...
- Barry: JAREN.
- Travis: No more Justin Bieber for you?
- Barry: No more Justin Bieber for you?
- Travis: No more "Baby"?
- Barry: None?
- Travis: No more Bieber Fever?
- Barry: NONE?
- Jaren: [Whimpering] Uh huh! Uh huh!
- Barry: Okay!
- Travis: Okay.
- [Starts blowing out the burning part of the paper]
- Barry: Okay!
- Barry: I'm so gonna win this.
- Travis: Ah, are you sure?
- Barry: I am... totally positive!
- Travis: Are you sure?
- Barry: [Picks up chocolate coin] This is gonna be in my stomach soon!
- Travis: Nu uh! No!
- Barry: Yeah it is!
- Travis: No.
- Barry: It is... well, not the wrapping, but... nevermind. 'Kay, I'm, I'm...
- Travis: Alright. You know what?
- Barry: Just put down your cards.
- Travis: [Puts down cards]
- Barry: YES!
- [Slams down cards]
- Travis: Oh my gosh!
- Jaren: Ah Ha Ha!
- Barry, Travis: NO!
- Jaren: [Grabs all the chocolate coins] Come to papa!
- Barry, Travis: NO! NO! NO!
- Jaren: I win!
- Barry: NO! NO YOU DON'T!