Family Guy (TV Series)

The Giggity Wife (2013)

Megan Hilty: Old Woman, Teacher

Quotes 

• Helen Keller : [Harvard cutaway]  Tonight, I want to go out and just get wasted! And not one of these campus bars. I wanna get wrecked by a townie!

  Student : Helen, you're outrageous! I can't believe you're getting away with this!

  Helen Keller : I've been getting away with this since I was seven. Believe me, I know what I'm doing.

  [Teacher approaches, Helen flicks her cigarette away] 

  Teacher : Morning ,Girls. Helen.

  [touches Helen on head] 

  Helen Keller : [keeps up the pretence]  Mmmnh-nnh-nnh-oooh!

  [Teacher walks away, Helen puts up both middle fingers]