- Crane: Leave no traces.
- Henchman #1: Torch the place.
- Henchman #2: I gotta take a piss.
- Crane: [as Henchman #2 walks away] Why does he do that every time we're committing a crime?
- Batman: No! Stay away, Christopher McDonald!
- Christopher McDonald: Hey Batman. How ya doin'?
- Crane: Oh my God. Are you kidding me?
- Batman: Goose McKenzie, you keep your distance!
- Christopher McDonald: Goose McKenzie? That's going way back. Most people know me as Shooter McGavin but, uh, thanks for knowing my work.
- Batman: AAH!
- Batman: Baths!
- Crane: Bats! See? That makes sense! Because you're afraid of bats so you dress like a bat so you could frighten your enemies like a...
- Batman: No, no. Not bats. Baths!
- Crane: Baths.
- Batman: Baths. You know a bath?
- Crane: Yep.
- Batman: Taking a quick shower is just as refreshing and uses one-third the water!
- Crane: And you're Gotham's savior?
- Batman: It's wasteful!