- Lana Kane: No, I'm serious. Name one, just one single favor that Archer ever did for any of you.
- Cyril Figgis, Pam Poovey, Ray Gillette, Cheryl Tunt: Uhh...
- Cheryl Tunt: Oh! Oh my God! Chlamydia. Which put me over my deductible so the rest of the year, all my doctor visits were totally free. Score!
- Lana Kane, Cyril Figgis, Pam Poovey, Ray Gillette: Wow.
- Cheryl Tunt: Right?
- Pam Poovey: How much did you go to the damn doctor?
- Cheryl Tunt: I dunno, like a lot? I kept getting chlamydia.
- [She reaches for one of Ray's chips and he slaps her hand]
- Cheryl Tunt: Ow!
- Ray Gillette: Get off! Chlamydiot!
- Cheryl Tunt: Oh, I get it. 'Cause of the chlamydia. Oh, and I'm an idiot.
- Woodhouse: Sometimes I think I should just run away, but who would take me in? No one, Woodhouse; no one.