Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

The Original B---- (2013)

Ian Reed Kesler: Tommy

Quotes 

• Tommy : When Chloe was eighteen, she came to New York, and moved into Apartment 23 with Trish.

  Chloe : [in back-flash, Trish opens door to find young ingenue on her doorstep]  HI, I'm Chloe!

  Trish : Save it. No names. It will make it easier when you leave New York and run back to your parents' home crying because the city was too hard.

  [taunting fake sobbing] 

  Trish : But, hey, at least the three weeks you last here will give you enough cocktail party material for the next ten years of your husband's dentist's functions.

  [so that's where Chloe learned that line!] 

  Chloe : [flutters eyelids]  I'm not running anywhere. I'm only afraid of one thing in this world, and since you aren't Steven Seagal's ponytail, it isn't you.

  Trish : [realizes this is a match for her]  Champagne?

  Chloe : Okay!

  [enters] 

  Tommy : [back in present day]  Chloe and Trish hit it off.