When Edna faces deportation for being an illegal immigrant, Eli forces David to marry her, but soon comes to regret it when Edna gets too much into the role of wife and mother.
Warner gets an unusual proposition from an ex-girlfriend while his wife is away, and Crawford and David pose as a gay couple to get free perks from a hotel.
When David accidentally brings bedbugs into the house, he and Eli are forced to sleep at Ghost Child Games. Meanwhile, Camila gets the lead in a local play and Crawford ends up being uncharacteristically helpful.