Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

Using People... (2013)

Dreama Walker: June Colburn

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Quotes 

• Allen : Hey, June!

  June Colburn : Allen! You're talking to me instead of spreading rumors that I'm bi.

  Allen : Well, in my defense, I only did that because you called me "fat beast" behind my back.

  June Colburn : I never called you a fat beast.

  Allen : [holds up his hand]  It's okay, June. I'm over it. Seriously. And in the spirit of forgiveness, I'd like to invite you someplace that's very special to me.

  June Colburn : I would love to! I mean, that is so great of you to be the bigger person.

  [Allen glares at her] 

  June Colburn : I'd love to.

  [flashing winsome smile] 

• June Colburn : [her roommate goes to AA meetings to score thrown-out alcohol]  What is wrong with you?

  [shakes her head] 

  June Colburn : You can't keep using these people.

  Chloe : I'm not using them. They have to get rid of their booze anyway. So, in a way, I'm helping. I'm saving lives. I'm like a doctor.

  June Colburn : They need this program. It's very important to them. You can't take advantage of it for your own selfish gain.

  Chloe : Listen, I fully support what those people are doing. I think It's great. I love people who don't drink. Shorter lines at the bar.

• June Colburn : So, you like me?

  Mark Reynolds : Yeah, I do. I've been wanting to bring it up with you for a while, but I didn't know how. Well, I guess It's out now.

  June Colburn : Yeah, I guess so.

  [side of her face gets hit by a condom Chloe tosses at her] 

  Chloe : Where did that come from? Who's throwing condoms?

  June Colburn : So, uhm, Mark, you know how much I care about you... as a friend.

  Mark Reynolds : I know. Kinda thought that was what you were gonna say, which is probably why I've been nervous to say anything.

  June Colburn : So... we can stay friends?

  Mark Reynolds : [with relief]  Of course. Oh, good, no worries.

  Chloe : [bored by these two]  Can somebody hand me my condom back, please?

• Pepper : Good news! Marissa is In! She wants to go out this Saturday night.

  Mark Reynolds : Oh, okay. That works for me.

  [June suddenly has a fit of weird coughs] 

  Mark Reynolds : You okay, June?

  June Colburn : Yeah. Yeah. It's just, uh, so hot. I can actually sue you, this coffee is so hot.

  [smiles] 

  Pepper : In addition to being an amazing DJ, Marissa also bakes.

  Mark Reynolds : Wow, she sounds like the whole package.

  [which sends June into yet another coughing fit, as Pepper goes off] 

  June Colburn : [tries to recover]  Oh, God! It's so hot! Why is it so hot? Burned the roof of my mouth.

  [waves hand in front of her lips] 

  June Colburn : I had a roof like a minute ago.

  Mark Reynolds : [eyes narrowed]  Is everything okay?

  June Colburn : Yeah. Oh, yeah. Everything is fine.

  Mark Reynolds : Do you mind if I go out with Marissa on Saturday night?

  June Colburn : Huh? Do I mind?

  Mark Reynolds : Because if you did mind, I guess then I would wonder why you mind. Since we're just friends

  June Colburn : [scoffs]  Yeah. That would be weird if I minded, but I don't, so we don't have to worry about that.

  Mark Reynolds : Great.

  [goes back to his duties] 

  June Colburn : [weirdly blurts out:]  I need your help!

  [Mark comes closer] 

  June Colburn : With research analysis from Harkin. You're so good with numbers, and I need help from you, and I need it... Saturday... at eight.

  Mark Reynolds : Really? The exact time you need my help is when I'm supposed to go out on a date?

  June Colburn : Yes.

  Mark Reynolds : [smiles]  You sure?

  June Colburn : Yeah. I am.

  Mark Reynolds : [smiles]  Okay. Then Saturday at eight it is.

  [assistant returns] 

  Mark Reynolds : Pepper, I'm gonna have to cancel the date with Marissa. Sorry.

  Pepper : Well, that's a bummer! But thankfully Marissa is extremely emotionally stable,

  [shakes her head] 

  Pepper : so she's not gonna get too upset about it. Just the right amount of sad.

  [chuckles, then breaks down:] 

  Pepper : God, she's perfect!

• June Colburn : I'm sorry to take up your break. I just kinda thought we should talk about what happened.

  Mark Reynolds : I know. It's great. I'm glad to see you. That's what breaks are for.

  June Colburn : Yeah. So... we did it.

  Mark Reynolds : Yeah! That was surprising. You telling me you like me and then climbing on top of me.

  [shakes his head] 

  Mark Reynolds : I did not see that one coming.

  June Colburn : Me neither. Guess I got caught up in the moment.