Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)
Using People... (2013)
Eric André: Mark Reynolds
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Quotes
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June Colburn : So, you like me?
Mark Reynolds : Yeah, I do. I've been wanting to bring it up with you for a while, but I didn't know how. Well, I guess It's out now.
June Colburn : Yeah, I guess so.
[side of her face gets hit by a condom Chloe tosses at her]
Chloe : Where did that come from? Who's throwing condoms?
June Colburn : So, uhm, Mark, you know how much I care about you... as a friend.
Mark Reynolds : I know. Kinda thought that was what you were gonna say, which is probably why I've been nervous to say anything.
June Colburn : So... we can stay friends?
Mark Reynolds : [with relief] Of course. Oh, good, no worries.
Chloe : [bored by these two] Can somebody hand me my condom back, please?
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Pepper : Good news! Marissa is In! She wants to go out this Saturday night.
Mark Reynolds : Oh, okay. That works for me.
[June suddenly has a fit of weird coughs]
Mark Reynolds : You okay, June?
June Colburn : Yeah. Yeah. It's just, uh, so hot. I can actually sue you, this coffee is so hot.
[smiles]
Pepper : In addition to being an amazing DJ, Marissa also bakes.
Mark Reynolds : Wow, she sounds like the whole package.
[which sends June into yet another coughing fit, as Pepper goes off]
June Colburn : [tries to recover] Oh, God! It's so hot! Why is it so hot? Burned the roof of my mouth.
[waves hand in front of her lips]
June Colburn : I had a roof like a minute ago.
Mark Reynolds : [eyes narrowed] Is everything okay?
June Colburn : Yeah. Oh, yeah. Everything is fine.
Mark Reynolds : Do you mind if I go out with Marissa on Saturday night?
June Colburn : Huh? Do I mind?
Mark Reynolds : Because if you did mind, I guess then I would wonder why you mind. Since we're just friends
June Colburn : [scoffs] Yeah. That would be weird if I minded, but I don't, so we don't have to worry about that.
Mark Reynolds : Great.
[goes back to his duties]
June Colburn : [weirdly blurts out:] I need your help!
[Mark comes closer]
June Colburn : With research analysis from Harkin. You're so good with numbers, and I need help from you, and I need it... Saturday... at eight.
Mark Reynolds : Really? The exact time you need my help is when I'm supposed to go out on a date?
June Colburn : Yes.
Mark Reynolds : [smiles] You sure?
June Colburn : Yeah. I am.
Mark Reynolds : [smiles] Okay. Then Saturday at eight it is.
[assistant returns]
Mark Reynolds : Pepper, I'm gonna have to cancel the date with Marissa. Sorry.
Pepper : Well, that's a bummer! But thankfully Marissa is extremely emotionally stable,
[shakes her head]
Pepper : so she's not gonna get too upset about it. Just the right amount of sad.
[chuckles, then breaks down:]
Pepper : God, she's perfect!
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June Colburn : I'm sorry to take up your break. I just kinda thought we should talk about what happened.
Mark Reynolds : I know. It's great. I'm glad to see you. That's what breaks are for.
June Colburn : Yeah. So... we did it.
Mark Reynolds : Yeah! That was surprising. You telling me you like me and then climbing on top of me.
[shakes his head]
Mark Reynolds : I did not see that one coming.
June Colburn : Me neither. Guess I got caught up in the moment.