- Caller: Hi, my Yorkshire Terrier has chewed up the legs on my kitchen table. Is there a cheap way to repair that?
- Ron Swanson: Great question. Take a walnut and rub it into the legs of the table. That'll mask the scratches. Next thing you want to do is ditch the terrier and get yourself a proper dog. Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless. Come to the gala. Next caller.