- Brian Zvonecek: 56 hits in less than an hour. Just tell me this thing's not gonna go viral.
- Gabriela Dawson: Glad to see Mouch's near-death experience can help drive traffic to your podcast.
- Brian Zvonecek: The whole point of the podcast is to show people what we really do.
- Christopher Herrmann: You're supposed to be looking up how-to videos on taping drywall.
- Brian Zvonecek: All right.
- Christopher Herrmann: We gotta get back to fixing up the bombardier, all right? We're behind schedule.
- Gabriela Dawson: Oh, stop calling it the bombardier. That name has poisoned the well with the locals. We gotta re-christen it something else.
- Brian Zvonecek: May I propose "Moustache Pete's"?
- Gabriela Dawson: No, you may not. We need something simple. A single, evocative word like, uh, "solstice" or "perception", or, uh...
- Brian Zvonecek: "Pretentious"? Or we could call it something fun like "Moustache Pete's".
- Christopher Herrmann: You can name it "out of business" if we don't get back on schedule.
- Brian Zvonecek: Okay, okay, here we go. "How to Tape Drywall, Part 1 of 15." Gee, you know who bet's really good at drywall? Casey. Too bad somebody got on his bad side by fraternizing with one Detective Voight.