- Dakin: There's just one problem.
- Cade: What is it?
- Dakin: This restaurant... Is two doors away from us.
- Cade: Yeah... Easy getaway!
- Joel: What's the worst that could happen?
- Title Card: The Worst That Could Happen
- Joel: Did you know you could just make a Winnie the Pooh film? Oh, Winnie the Pooh has to be naked. Weird.
- Joel: That time we stole those gold rings for example, what would you do with them if it was your job?
- Cade: Easy! Split them three ways.
- Dakin: There were nineteen rings.
- Cade: Yeah, three ways. Eight each!
- Helly: They always argue when I'm not there.