Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

The Seven Year B----... (2013)

Nick Jaine: Customer

Quotes 

• June Colburn : Chloe... Uhm... Do you... work here at, at... Gloss Mobile?

  Chloe : I'm sorry, you're going to have to take a number.

  June Colburn : Uh... there's no one else around.

  Chloe : Number, ma'am.

  [June takes one] 

  Chloe : Nine!

  [no response] 

  Chloe : Ten!

  [no response] 

  Chloe : Ten?

  [still nobody] 

  Chloe : Eleven!

  June Colburn : I'm eleven.

  Chloe : Hi, welcome to Gloss Mobile. How can I help you? Are you interested in an accessory for your device today?

  June Colburn : Chloe... What are you doing here?

  Chloe : I don't know! I came in to pay my bill and I got into customer service about rollover minutes, and the next thing I knew, I was working here.

  June Colburn : Is it because... you need money... since you and James...?

  Chloe : June, this has nothing to do with money! I have plenty of scams to generate money. I'm here because I love it!

  Customer : Um, did you call ten?

  Chloe : Twice. I've moved on to eleven. You're supposed to stay in the vicinity.

  Customer : I was standing right over there. I didn't hear you call ten.

  Chloe : Ironic that you'd be ten, 'cause you're clearly a two.

  Customer : You're awfully confident for a grown woman with bangs.

  Chloe : Let me guess why you're here. You dropped your phone in the toilet while caressing your hot dog and grapes.

  Customer : Ew, those foods don't even go together.

  [spitefully:] 

  Customer : I'm gonna switch carriers.

  Chloe : Ha, good luck with that! Check your contract! We own your ass!

  [the guy's gone] 

  Chloe : Ah, so satisfying.

  June Colburn : Chloe, I think I know what's happening here. You were trading insults with customers because you miss doing that with James.

  Chloe : No, I know it doesn't seem like me, but I think I've really found my niche. I'm learning that all in training! I love Glo-Mo. I signed up for ninety hours this week. I tried to sign up for more, but apparently that's all they're open. I mean, it's no wonder the Chinese are beating us. Twelve!