Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)
The D... (2013)
Krysten Ritter: Chloe
Quotes
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[first lines]
June Colburn : [before going off to work, in front of fridge:] Is it too early for a diet soda?
[answers own question:]
June Colburn : It is not.
Chloe : [dressed like strict schoolteacher, complete with glasses] Good morning, June. Come,
[pats table]
Chloe : take a seat.
June Colburn : Why are you dressed like that?
Chloe : It has been one year to the day... since you moved to New York City.
June Colburn : Oh,
[smiles]
June Colburn : I guess you're right. It has been...
[sits down, wants to chat]
Chloe : [strict tone] Are you finished? I asked you to sit down today so that I can give you your annual evaluation.
June Colburn : [sighs] This is silly. I don't have time for this. I'm gonna be late for work.
Chloe : You got a D!
June Colburn : A D? What did I do to deserve a D?
Chloe : You tell me.
[takes off glasses, loosens her hair, lets it tumble down:]
Chloe : Was that in slo-mo for you too?
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June Colburn : I don't do things that way!
Chloe : You don't do things any way. That's your problem. You date like a Quaker.
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Chloe : Go and turn some gays. It's fun. It's a sport. An Olympic sport? Yeah, maybe...
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James Van Der Beek : Wait, this isn't a porn theater. This is an art house cinema. They screen classic films here. And porn on Tuesday nights.
Chloe : But it's Thursday. What are we doing here?
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Chloe : [perched on bar stool] Oh, I forgot the olives. June! Do we have any olives?
June Colburn : Yeah, they're in the fridge.
Chloe : [reaches over without getting up, grunts, it's too far] Screw it!
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Chloe : [to June] I like this side of you. You're like a homeless lady with just enough fight inside of her to survive winter.