- [first lines]
- June Colburn: [before going off to work, in front of fridge:] Is it too early for a diet soda?
- [answers own question:]
- June Colburn: It is not.
- Chloe: [dressed like strict schoolteacher, complete with glasses] Good morning, June. Come,
- [pats table]
- Chloe: take a seat.
- June Colburn: Why are you dressed like that?
- Chloe: It has been one year to the day... since you moved to New York City.
- June Colburn: Oh,
- [smiles]
- June Colburn: I guess you're right. It has been...
- [sits down, wants to chat]
- Chloe: [strict tone] Are you finished? I asked you to sit down today so that I can give you your annual evaluation.
- June Colburn: [sighs] This is silly. I don't have time for this. I'm gonna be late for work.
- Chloe: You got a D!
- June Colburn: A D? What did I do to deserve a D?
- Chloe: You tell me.
- [takes off glasses, loosens her hair, lets it tumble down:]
- Chloe: Was that in slo-mo for you too?
- June Colburn: [to Luther, after yoga] Working isn't half as stressful as living with Chloe. This morning she gave me an evaluation for my first year living in New York. I got a D.
- June Colburn: I don't do things that way!
- Chloe: You don't do things any way. That's your problem. You date like a Quaker.
- James Van Der Beek: Wait, this isn't a porn theater. This is an art house cinema. They screen classic films here. And porn on Tuesday nights.
- Chloe: But it's Thursday. What are we doing here?
- Chloe: [perched on bar stool] Oh, I forgot the olives. June! Do we have any olives?
- June Colburn: Yeah, they're in the fridge.
- Chloe: [reaches over without getting up, grunts, it's too far] Screw it!
- Chloe: [to June] I like this side of you. You're like a homeless lady with just enough fight inside of her to survive winter.
- Luther Wilson: I'm sorry, James, I just realized we have no bananas. I have to get new bananas.
- James Van Der Beek: That's an amazing vocal exercise. No bananas, new bananas, no bananas, new bananas, no bananas, new bananas, no bananas, new bananas, no bananas, new bananas, no bananas...
- Luther Wilson: No bananas, no bana...
- James Van Der Beek: [shakes head, holds up hand] Just me.