- Keith Bamford: Bachelor party! No, listen. No, for real, though. I swear I've seen you around somewhere. You ever spent any time at Squad 1?
- Capp: No.
- Keith Bamford: Wait a minute. You know what it is? I've seen you on TV.
- Tony: Capp? On TV?
- Randall McHolland: You mean like on the news maybe? At a scene?
- Keith Bamford: Oh, you know what? You know who I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of Uncle Fester.
- [laughter]
- Keith Bamford: Honest mistake. Oh, listen, where is Lieutenant Severide, anyway? The man, the legend? I'm dying to meet this guy.
- Capp: Oh, Severide's on furlough. We've been taking our orders from Cruz.
- Joe Cruz: Oh, hey. Joe Cruz. I'm just, uh, acting up for a while.
- Keith Bamford: All right. Good for you. Bamford.
- Joe Cruz: Welcome aboard, Bamford.
- Keith Bamford: Thanks.
- [alarm blares]
- Emergency dispatch: Truck 81, 1349 North Edna.
- Randall McHolland: That's me.
- Emergency dispatch: Wellness check.
- Keith Bamford: Enjoy your wellness check, truckie.