The Simpsons (TV Series)
Gorgeous Grampa (2013)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Rich Texan, Sideshow Mel
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Quotes
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Grampa Simpson : [as Gorgeous Godfrey] You are the luckiest people in the world: you get to look at me!
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Homer Simpson : Why are you reading on such a beautiful day when there's TV to watch.
Lisa Simpson : Well, it is the golden age of well-written, well-acted television.
Homer Simpson : Pfft! Writing is for bathroom walls and acting is for getting out of speeding tickets. Television was created to watch white trash men do made-up jobs.
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Homer Simpson : [Marge is crying] Marge, what's wrong?
Marge Simpson : I so wanted your father to be gay.
Grampa Simpson : On VE Day I kissed a man by mistake.
Marge Simpson : Thank you.
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Homer Simpson : My father was not gay! He was just a man whose wife left him because he didn't show her love or attention.
[Beat]
Homer Simpson : Oh, my gay dad is gay for gays!
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Homer Simpson : Should I really let the men who ruined my past and present hang out with the kid who's going to ruin my future?
Bart Simpson : I'll bring you home my dessert.
Homer Simpson : Text me the choices.
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Homer Simpson : Spill the beans, old man! Word beans!