- Brian Griffin: The last two months I've really gotten my act together. I stopped drinking, and I'm about to self-publish a book. Ugh.
- Stewie Griffin: None of the big boys bit, huh?
- Brian Griffin: No, it's fine. I'm actually at a point in my life where I don't need external validation. I'm just proud of accomplishing my goal.
- Stewie Griffin: That's great. I'm happy for you. Even if your privilege is showing.
- Brian Griffin: Privilege? I worked hard to...
- Stewie Griffin: Ooh, white fragility much, Brian?
- Brian Griffin: Okay, maybe I've had certain advantages,
- Stewie Griffin: But how ?
- Brian Griffin: How?
- Stewie Griffin: It's not our job to solve your problems, pal. Do the work.