Isn't It Romantic? (2013)

Paul Rothbart: Danny Kresky

Quotes 

• Diana Kresky : You create all these incredibly romantic scenarios, write beautiful dialogue, but always for your audience. I get nothing!

  Danny Kresky : How can you say that? Look at this great house we live in.

  Danny Kresky : [Diana walks off in frustration]  This is why I like movies. I always have the right line there.

• Danny Kresky : Any ordinary schmuck could do it the easy way.

  Diana Kresky : But you are an extraordinary schmuck.

• Danny Kresky : [after Diana has lugged heavy grocery bags into the kitchen with no help from Danny]  What's wrong?

  Diana Kresky : Nothing.

  Danny Kresky : When you say nothing, you mean something, right?

• Diana Kresky : You really want me to do this?

  Danny Kresky : Yeah. Isn't it romantic?

  Diana Kresky : You don't see any problem here?

  Danny Kresky : Hey, Danny Kresky fixes problems.

• Danny Kresky : Cut!

  Diana Kresky : What?

  Danny Kresky : I just think you can do it a little bit better.

  Diana Kresky : It's been a long time.

  Lance Wilson : I thought she was great.

  Danny Kresky : I will never pay you to think.

• Danny Kresky : Your husband is no ordinary schmuck.