- Diana Kresky: You create all these incredibly romantic scenarios, write beautiful dialogue, but always for your audience. I get nothing!
- Danny Kresky: How can you say that? Look at this great house we live in.
- Danny Kresky: [Diana walks off in frustration] This is why I like movies. I always have the right line there.
- Danny Kresky: Any ordinary schmuck could do it the easy way.
- Diana Kresky: But you are an extraordinary schmuck.
- Danny Kresky: [after Diana has lugged heavy grocery bags into the kitchen with no help from Danny] What's wrong?
- Diana Kresky: Nothing.
- Danny Kresky: When you say nothing, you mean something, right?
- Diana Kresky: You really want me to do this?
- Danny Kresky: Yeah. Isn't it romantic?
- Diana Kresky: You don't see any problem here?
- Danny Kresky: Hey, Danny Kresky fixes problems.
- Danny Kresky: Cut!
- Diana Kresky: What?
- Danny Kresky: I just think you can do it a little bit better.
- Diana Kresky: It's been a long time.
- Lance Wilson: I thought she was great.
- Danny Kresky: I will never pay you to think.