Community (TV Series)
Herstory of Dance (2013)
Yvette Nicole Brown: Shirley Bennett
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Annie Edison : So, Abed, I was thinking about what you said about showing growth, and I was thinking maybe one way to do that is to meet new people and...
Abed Nadir : Where's this going?
Annie Edison : Can I set you up with a date for the Sadie Hawkins Day dance?
Abed Nadir : A blind date. I've always thought of myself as more of an acquired taste... but... okay.
Shirley Bennett : Ooh, if you're open to meeting someone, there's a number of eligible young ladies in my church.
Annie Edison : Shirley! I'm already finding a date for Abed. I asked first.
Shirley Bennett : There's no reason we can't both help Abed find someone. Why don't we each pick a girl and then let Abed decide, instead of making it a competition?
Abed Nadir : That's exactly a competition.
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Abed Nadir : Placating students with a fun event. Classic bread and circuses. In Ancient Rome, the emperor would distract the populace from their problems by allocating money for free bread and circuses. I've been making a conscious effort to get away from filtering everything through TV. I figured it's time I showed some growth. It's been three and a half seasons... Is what the old me would have said.
Annie Edison , Shirley Bennett : Aww.
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Annie Edison : [both smug] Oh, hi, Shirley.
Shirley Bennett : Hello, Annie. Abed seems to be having a good time, which is all that matters.
Annie Edison : You're right. Looks like he made the right choice.
Shirley Bennett : He certainly did.
Annie Edison : So, we agree. The best woman won.
Shirley Bennett : She certainly did.
[both realizing]
Shirley Bennett : He's on two dates, isn't he?
Annie Edison : He certainly is.