- [Peter is dreaming about Stan Smith killing him for telling Quagmire about Roger]
- Lois Griffin: Peter, wake up. You're having a nightmare.
- Peter Griffin: [wakes up] Oh, Lois. Thank God it was just a dream.
- [Hank Hill comes out of the bathroom]
- Hank Hill: Hey. Lois, what's that fat man doing in our bed?
- [Hank wakes up in his own bed with Peggy still sleeping beside him]
- Hank Hill: Ah, damn it. I always wake up before I find out if they can understand the baby.
- Lois Griffin: [finds her sequinned top in the garbage] Who threw out my sequinned top?
- Stewie Griffin: [off-screen, upstairs in bedroom] You're 43. Accept it!
- Glenn Quagmire: Well, it's getting dark. We should probably start a fire.
- Peter Griffin: Man, how do we do that? Hey, do you think there's directions about starting fires in the song We Didn't Start the Fire?
- Joe Swanson: I don't think so.
- Peter Griffin: I better go through it all.
- [starts singing]
- Peter Griffin: Stuff, stuff, stuff and stuff/ History and stuff and stuff/ People, people, someone's name/ History and sports./ Big disaster, someone's name/ Stuff and stuff and stuff and stuff/ History, someone's name, something I don't know./ Famous guy, movie star, don't know who these people are/ Stuff and stuff and history, YELLING REALLY LOUD AT ME!
- [stops "singing"]
- Peter Griffin: Okay, how's the fire coming?