Community (TV Series)
Intro to Felt Surrogacy (2013)
Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
Photos
Quotes
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Abed Nadir : We need to split into two groups, the survivors and the others.
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[the group members are sharing their secrets]
Jeff Winger : I found the perfect girl for me, and then I met her kid.
[the characters break out in song]
Jeff Winger : I said it didn't bother me, but truthfully it did. I promised him I'd make it to a baseball game he had. But I bailed and never called again, and now I'm just exactly like my dad.
Britta Perry : I am an activist, that's always been my choice. Truth is I've never voted, except when I watch The Voice.
Annie Edison : I was struggling in history, I'm normally the best. I let Cornwallis rub my feet to give me all the answers to a test.
Troy Barnes : I caused the Greendale Fire of '03. Fifty-five acres went up in a blaze, all because I burned an ant hill.
Jeff Winger , Britta Perry , Annie Edison , Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir , Shirley Bennett : This secret inside me was trapped beyond a doubt. And now my most terrible secret's out.
Balloon Guide : [in a normal voice] There you are. Come on, guys.
Pierce Hawthorne : [singing] I've never slept with the great Eartha Kitt. We dry-humped inside of her tour bus.
Jeff Winger , Britta Perry , Annie Edison , Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir , Shirley Bennett , Pierce Hawthorne : This secret inside me was trapped beyond a doubt.
Jeff Winger : And now my most terrible secret's out.
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Jeff Winger : Let's put a pin in the mysteries of the universe convo until we land.
Abed Nadir : Which will be sooner than we thought. We're gaining speed fast, people. Oh! Brace for impact
Shirley Bennett : Oh, damn you, gravity!
Britta Perry : Damn you, prayer!
Pierce Hawthorne : Damn you, Vicki!
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Jeff Winger : We've had the same conversation a million times. I guess we're kind of stuck in a...
Troy Barnes , Britta Perry , Annie Edison , Shirley Bennett , Pierce Hawthorne , Abed Nadir : Rut?
Jeff Winger : Yes. But to be fair, there's not many things you could be stuck in.
Annie Edison : Elevators.
Shirley Bennett : Bad marriages.
Annie Edison : A peat bog.
Pierce Hawthorne : On a flight in the middle seat.
Abed Nadir : Time loops.
Britta Perry : The bottom of a well.
Troy Barnes : Your own emotions.
Abed Nadir : Quicksand.
Troy Barnes : Traffic.
Pierce Hawthorne : The middle of a lonely desert island...
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Britta Perry : Wait, Abed, you never told us your secret.
Abed Nadir : I didn't share one that night. After we got back from the woods, everyone was being silent and not making eye contact. I didn't know why, so I mirrored your behavior.
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Abed Nadir : I don't need a puppet to express myself. I already say whatever I want. But I am a fan of the medium, so...
[Talks through puppet]
Abed Nadir : My father is withholding.
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Dean Pelton : Post-traumatic stress is a real issue, but with these puppets giving voice to our feelings, - we can begin to heal. This is gonna be a long and arduous process.
Abed Nadir : There's more.
Dean Pelton : Hey, well, excuse Dean for reacting to the natural lull in your story.
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Pierce Hawthorne : Oh, look. A downstream.
[gasps, pulls the blast valve cord which causes the balloon to rise rapidly]
Troy Barnes , Jeff Winger , Britta Perry , Annie Edison , Abed Nadir , Shirley Bennett : Pierce! No! Whoa!
Troy Barnes : If we fly to heaven, please don't tell my grandpa about me and Britta.