Elementary (TV Series)

Step Nine (2013)

Lucy Liu: Dr. Joan Watson

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Quotes 

• Dr. Joan Watson : You didn't tell me one of your brother's restaurants had two Michelin stars.

  Sherlock Holmes : Before yesterday, I didn't tell you my brother was a corporeal entity.

• Dr. Joan Watson : Hey, I was just about to call you. You okay?

  Sherlock Holmes : I believe I've just made a rapprochement with my brother.

  Dr. Joan Watson : Oh, that's great.

  Sherlock Holmes : He used a homemade explosive device to destroy what was left of my things.

  Dr. Joan Watson : Ah. Sounds like maybe he's a little more like you than you thought.

  Sherlock Holmes : Art in the blood, Watson. It takes the strangest forms.

• Gareth Lestrade : [re: Sherlock]  Uh, Miss, no offense but could you give him a little bit of space? Because he's doing that thing. You know, when's on to something, he does that-that thing...

  Dr. Joan Watson : [annoyed]  Yes, I know that thing!

• [Sherlock Holmes and Joan Watson inveigle their way into the London home of Lawrence Pendry, whom Gareth Lestrade suspects of killing his wife, in part by Holmes claiming that Watson had been America's foremost expert on home security] 

  Dr. Joan Watson : You had to tell him that I was the number one home security expert? You couldn't have told him I was number eight or something?

  Sherlock Holmes : You acquitted yourself admirably. Anyway, it was time well spent.

  Dr. Joan Watson : You found something?

  Sherlock Holmes : Lestrade was right. Lawrence Pendry did kill his wife. I know exactly how he did it.

• Dr. Joan Watson : It sounds like this is very personal. Are you sure you want me to come along?

  Sherlock Holmes : Without you, the airlines might seat me next to a morbidly obese person. Or a child. Or a morbidly obese child.