How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Locket (2013)
Cristin Milioti: Tracy McConnell
Quotes
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The Mother : Hey, are you okay? You look stressed. Plus, you muttered a few words out loud. I heard "lonely" and "unicorn", which actually gave me a great idea for a children's book, so... thank you. Are you okay?
Lily Aldrin : No, but there's nothing you can do.
The Mother : Do you wanna cookie?
[Offers a container of cookies]
Lily Aldrin : Yes... yes I do!
[Grabs a cookie]
The Mother : Whoa! You just took a cookie from a complete stranger on a train. I like how trusting you are. There could be drugs or poison in there.
Lily Aldrin : [With her mouth full] But there's not, is there?
The Mother : No idea, I found them under my seat.
[Lily spits out cookie]
The Mother : No! Kidding! Sorry! You looked stressed so I thought you could use a cookie and then I thought you could use a joke, I should have stopped at the cookie.
Lily Aldrin : You know what? I don't care if these are poisoned. There's chocolate and peanut butter and caramel in these sumbitches.
The Mother : I call them sumbitches!
Narrator : ...And that's how Lily met your mother.
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The Mother : I know I'm just a stranger on a train you tried to bite... but do you want a hug?
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The Mother : [about Ted's slow driving] That would drive me crazy. I would give him an embarrassing nickname until he stops driving like a little girl.
Narrator : It was Lady Tedwina Slowsby. And it worked.