The Simpsons (TV Series)
Pulpit Friction (2013)
Harry Shearer: Ned Flanders, Reverend Lovejoy, Kent Brockman, Otto, Lenny
Quotes
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Ned Flanders : Jesus doesn't need Twitter to spread his message, he uses leprosy and plagues.
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Ned Flanders : At least the bedbugs have forced us back into church.
Lisa Simpson : In the Middle Ages, people gathered into churches to avoid the bubonic plague, but that just made the plague spread even faster.
Ned Flanders : Church!
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Bart Simpson : My dad used to hate church, it's what I loved about him. But now he's turn into a fat version of Flanders. No offence.
Ned Flanders : None taken.