The Simpsons (TV Series)

Whiskey Business (2013)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : You want to erase the 2009 Oscar red carpet? But they had some amazing dresses, along with a few disasters!

  Marge Simpson : Fine, then what should I erase?

  Homer Simpson : I don't know, but hands off my Hoarders, don't erase any of my episodes of Episodes, and if you erase any of my episodes of Revenge...

• Marge Simpson : While we're away, Grampa is going to take care of you.

  Abraham Simpson : [Giving baby food to the mailbox]  You sure are a good eater, Maggie.

  Marge Simpson : Bart, you take care of Grampa.

• Moe Szyslak : Without my magic suit, I'm nothin'.

  Marge Simpson : Moe, have you ever heard the story of Dumbo the elephant?

  Moe Szyslak : I didn't go to the movies much as a child. I worked at a pierogi factory. Stick in the potato, fold in the dough, that was my Star Wars.

  Marge Simpson : Dumbo had a magic feather that made him fly, but then he found out that the feather wasn't magic. The magic was inside him all along.

  Lisa Simpson : Let me get this straight: Moe is Dumbo, the whiskey is Dumbo's ears, and we're that bunch of racist crows?

  Homer Simpson : Honey, the crows weren't racist. The people who drew them were.