Major Crimes (TV Series)

I, Witness (2013)

Marissa McGowan: Shampagne

Quotes 

• Shampagne : Now, before anything else, you have to swear that you are not police or else this is enchantment.

  Lt. Andy Flynn : "Enchantment?"

• Shampagne : Oh, no. Is he okay?

  Lt. Andy Flynn : Oh, he's about thirty seconds from being charged with murder, but other than that, yeah, he's great.

  Shampagne : Will you give him my best? Oh, and tell him that I've got the "free moustache rides" sweatshirt that he left in my car.

  Lt. Louie Provenza : You know what? I've got a better idea. Why don't you come with us and you can tell him yourself?

• Lt. Mike Tao : Meanwhile, if there're some phone calls you'd like to make?

  Shampagne : My phone, finally. Maybe I can cancel some of these people before they think I stood them up.

  [phone vibrates] 

  Shampagne : What did you do? It isn't working. It won't take my password. You people broke my phone!

  Lt. Mike Tao : Let me see if I can fix it. It's made in China.