Ticketer (2013) Poster

(2013)

Terry Cant: William

Quotes 

  • Kev : So, let me get this straight; you guys don't ever tip?

    Joe : Nope.

    Kev : Aw, come on guys, I can do the whole thing you know, all the dialogue. I mean look at us sitting here, the black suits, everything. It's a joke that never gets old.

    Joe : It was old the first time you told it.

    William : And don't say 'Let's go to work' when we leave.

    Kev : I've gotta have some fun. I mean the service this morning? Talk about depressing...

    William : It's a funeral. It's not supposed to be fun.

    Kev : Yeah, but does it have to be that bad? I wanted to slit my wrists halfway through. And that vicar guy had such a boring voice. You could tell he never knew the bloke.

    Joe : When you've been in the business for a while you learn not to listen. Just wait outside, keep that sympathetic smile plastered to your face and think about something else.

    William : I'd think about the wife. Only that's a lot worse.

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