- Robin Williams: [recalling his time at Juilliard] I was there when John Houseman was the headmaster. I remember him saying one day, "Mr. Williams, the theater needs you. I'm going off to sell Volvos."
- Robin Williams: National Enquirer, though, you and I both love that magazine.
- Johnny Carson: Ah ha, yeah, well...
- Robin Williams: You know the strange this is, though? I put it in the cat box, and the cat won't go in there.
- [Johnny laughs]
- Robin Williams: Just looks over at me, little cat, he sits there, the cat goes,
- [shakes head]
- Robin Williams: his little eyes go, "Why? That'd be redundant."