- Adult Lady 1: God, the high school in this town, who can survive it?
- [Adult lady 1 and adult lady 2 laugh]
- Adult Lady 2: Isn't that the truth? I was fat.
- Adult Lady 1: I had terrible acne.
- Ricky: And I was a boy, so that sucked.
- Robby: How could I regret realizing I'm in love with the hottest girl in town, who just so happens to be my best friend?
- Ricky: Anyway, I hear it's very, um... it's very complicated. You know, the... vaj... with all its various fluids flowing at different times. There's... theres the period, the wetness during sex, so, uh... okay, so like, I mean, does it start out wet, or-or do I have to get it wet? Well, wait, does SHE get it... wait... How's it get wet?
- Robby: Are you fuckin' retarded right now?
- Ricky: Robby! It's not easy for me to talk about these things. Just tell me.
- Francesca: Oh, god, men. The very thing they want most is the very thing they're most afraid of.
- Ricky: Ain't that the truth.
- Francesca: Commitment.
- Ricky: Dick. Oh, well, I mean that too, but it's a distant second.
- Francesca: I'm sorry. Did you say what I think you just said?
- Ricky: Mmm, that... commitment's a distant second?
- Francesca: No, before that.
- Ricky: That men want dick but are afraid of it.
- Francesca: Okay, apparently you did.
- Robby: Look, just try it, okay. Just-just-just get in there and-and let nature take over. I mean, you know even though you're a hot chick and everything, the other part of you has millions of years of DNA slammin' down on you, instinctively lettin' you know how and where to stick it and-and-and what the fuck to do with it and afterwards, you'll make your own assessment.