- Grunkle Stan: [about Dipper] He's really comin' along. When push comes to shove, I'm actually proud of him. Just don't ever tell him that. His head's big enough as it is.
- Soos: [giggles] That's true.
- Dipper Pines: Fine. Get ready, guys. We're about to journey into the most horrifying, disturbing place any of us ever been: our uncle's mind.