The Originals (TV Series)

Reigning Pain in New Orleans (2013)

Daniel Gillies: Elijah Mikaelson

Quotes 

• Elijah Mikaelson : [sarcastic, to Diego]  Darling, we've got to stop meeting like this. This is how rumors begin.

• Elijah Mikaelson : You don't make it easy to love you, brother.

  Klaus Mikaelson : And yet, you are obstinate in your desire to do so.

• Elijah Mikaelson : [about Hayley]  I'm not trying to impress the girl.

  Rebekah Mikaelson : Well, I should bloody hope you are. Why else are we out here? Come on, Elijah. You've fallen for her. Admit it. It may do wonders for the stick that's lodged up your enduringly stoic ass if you did.

• Klaus Mikaelson : When I order werewolves to be hunted to extinction, I expect you to stand to the side and let the blood flow.

  Elijah Mikaelson : How delightfully democratic of you.

• Hayley : [after Elijah felled Diego]  You shouldn't be here. Klaus has his guys watching me.

  Elijah Mikaelson : I wouldn't worry about them.

  [two guards groan as they get tossed about like rags by Rebekah] 

  Elijah Mikaelson : Come. We mustn't linger. Let's get you someplace safe.

  Hayley : No, you don't have to worry about me. I'm fine. I've been deemed under protection by the almighty Klaus. It's the werewolves that need help. He ordered a wolf hunt as some jacked-up peace offering to Marcel's crew. You have to help them.

  Rebekah Mikaelson : Out in the bayou? Do we look like a bloody vampire rescue squad? I think you should be grateful we came to save you.

  Hayley : Listen, Rebekah, all my life I've wanted to know who my real family was. And just as I find out that they're out there in the bayou, Klaus orders them killed. You wanna help me? Help my people.. please.

• Rebekah Mikaelson : [movers came for the coffins]  Absolutely not, I paid for that!

  [guy carrying coffin just shakes his head] 

  Elijah Mikaelson : You've never paid for anything in your life.

  Rebekah Mikaelson : I hardly see how that's relevant. Nik's just punishing us.

  Elijah Mikaelson : Well, we've hurt him. Deeply... it would appear.

• Rebekah Mikaelson : [re motor home encampment]  Wow, these wolves really travel in style, don't they?

  Elijah Mikaelson : Empty.

  Rebekah Mikaelson : Behind on their payments, perhaps?