Elementary (TV Series)
We Are Everyone (2013)
Lucy Liu: Dr. Joan Watson
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Quotes
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Dr. Joan Watson : In other words, you plan on arguing on the internet all night.
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[Emily gives Joan a subscription to an online dating site]
Dr. Joan Watson : I meet people, you know. My life is not that weird.
[Sherlock texts her a dollhouse picture]
Dr. Joan Watson : Ha! Staged suicide, obviously. Nobody sticks their head in the oven anymore...
[off Emily's look]
Dr. Joan Watson : Shut up, please.
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[conversing in a chat room, Sherlock and Joan see the message, "And we want naked pics."]
Sherlock Holmes : Very well.
[He stands and starts to unbuckle his trousers. The computer responds, "Not you. The chick."]
Dr. Joan Watson : [scoffs] No.
Sherlock Holmes : I remind you, we are investigating a murder.
Dr. Joan Watson : *No*.
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Sherlock Holmes : What are you doing?
Dr. Joan Watson : I'm looking at profiles of guys who winked at me on TrueRomantix.
Sherlock Holmes : I weep for the whole desperate lot of you.
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Sherlock Holmes : Of course Mueller has nefarious plans for Kleinfelter. Why else the ruse?
Dr. Joan Watson : I'm not arguing that he's a good guy. Can you just stop saying nefarious? That's like 15 times in the last ten minutes.