Brad Jones: Self

Quotes 

• Brad Jones : Priest sucked.

  [laughing] 

  Brian Lewis : [sarcastically]  Let's be fair about it.

• Brad Jones : When you have slow-motion shots of people throwing stuff away from the camera, that's when you know it's not a real 3-D movie!

• Brad Jones : "No, Brad! It's okay! You'll like this Molly Shannon character; she's annoying!" Agh! Really? This one? Well, that might work!

  [pause] 

  Brad Jones : Fuck Kristen Wiig!

• Brad Jones : Since your movie's about a wedding, did it have a priest in it, too?

  Jerrid Foiles : [laughing] 

  Jerrid Foiles : Um, yeah, yeah.

  Brad Jones : I bet you it was no Karl Urban!

  [everyone laughs hysterically] 

  Brian Lewis : Now wouldn't you feel silly if it actually WAS Karl Urban?

  Brad Jones : [mock sadness]  Yes.

• [on Kristen Wiig's only partially topless nudity in 'Bridesmaids'] 

  Brad Jones : Boo.

  Brian Lewis : No tits. Zero stars.