- Brad Jones: When you have slow-motion shots of people throwing stuff away from the camera, that's when you know it's not a real 3-D movie!
- Brad Jones: "No, Brad! It's okay! You'll like this Molly Shannon character; she's annoying!" Agh! Really? This one? Well, that might work!
- [pause]
- Brad Jones: Fuck Kristen Wiig!
- Brad Jones: Since your movie's about a wedding, did it have a priest in it, too?
- Jerrid Foiles: [laughing]
- Jerrid Foiles: Um, yeah, yeah.
- Brad Jones: I bet you it was no Karl Urban!
- [everyone laughs hysterically]
- Brian Lewis: Now wouldn't you feel silly if it actually WAS Karl Urban?
- Brad Jones: [mock sadness] Yes.
- [on Kristen Wiig's only partially topless nudity in 'Bridesmaids']
- Brad Jones: Boo.
- Brian Lewis: No tits. Zero stars.