Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

World's Finest: Part II (1997)

Arleen Sorkin: Harley Quinn

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Quotes 

• The Joker : Not now.

  Harley Quinn : But, puddin', Batman's headed your way.

  The Joker : Get out!

  [bowing to Lois] 

  The Joker : Pardon my hasty exit. We have a pest-control problem.

  [to Superman lying on the ground] 

  The Joker : Feel free to expire anytime.

• The Joker : [Mercy shoots up his hideout]  Honestly Lex, don't you think I feel bad enough already?

  Lex Luthor : [grabbing him]  You maniac! You idiot! How dare you use one of *MY* laboratories for you...

  The Joker : Harley?

  Harley Quinn : [karate-flipping in]  Put him down, baldy!

  Lex Luthor : Mercy!

  Mercy Graves : [attacking Harley]  Here's for that punch in the face!

  The Joker : Can't we discuss this like gentlemen?

  Harley Quinn : Ooh! Listen to little miss can't-take-a-joke!

  The Joker : [Lex lets him go]  Thank you. Have a seat. Please.

  Harley Quinn : [attacking Mercy]  Banzai!

• The Joker : Think of it, Ms. Lane. This rock is more precious than gold. One teensy chip will go for thousands on the collectors' market... after it kills your flyboy. Heh!

  Lois Lane : [as he smashes the statue in half, Harley removes her gag]  You sick, demented, murdering freak!

  Harley Quinn : How rude!

  [stuffing the balled-up gag in her mouth] 

  Harley Quinn : Ha!

  The Joker : Half for now and half for later. You've got a front-row seat for the story of the century, my dear: the death of Superman.

• The Joker : [trapping Batman in with Superman and Lois]  Two for the price of one. I love it! And the best part is, you're all going out with a smile.

  Harley Quinn : Have a happy...!

  Batman : [throwing the kryptonite at the TV, then looking for a way out]  Hydrochloric acid. It would take a week to eat through the wall.

  Superman : [weakly]  No... wait. Kry... kryptonite.

  Batman : [quietly, after using the acid to melt the kryptonite down]  Snap out of it, Kent, or Joker gets the last laugh.

  Superman : [flying up to rescue Lois]  Keep your heads down.

  Harley Quinn : [feeling the tremor from Superman crashing through a door]  Uh-oh. They're loose!

  The Joker : That's not fair.

• Lex Luthor : You owe me an explanation.

  The Joker : The lab was a perfect setup. How did I know old Bat-breath would show up?

  Lex Luthor : Batman? He followed you to Metropolis?

  The Joker : Right, like it's my fault. Look, I've still got half the kryptonite. I can still finish the job. But if I have to cope with two men in tights, the price goes up.

  Lex Luthor : Unacceptable. If you can't handle some mental case in a fright mask, our deal is off. Mercy! Let's go.

  [to the Joker] 

  Lex Luthor : Keep in mind... this is your last chance.

  The Joker : [Harley is banged up after fighting with Mercy]  How you doin', slugger?

  Harley Quinn : [weakly]  A-OK, Mr. J.

  [he pats her on the back and she collapses] 

• Harley Quinn : [flashing a cookie-like treat in Joker's face]  Hello, Mr. J. I'm Batman. Eat me. Eat me. Eat me!

  The Joker : I know you're trying to cheer me up, Harley, but you see, anytime I blow a billion-dollar deal, it really kills my appetite!