The Mentalist (TV Series)

Red Listed (2013)

Owain Yeoman: Wayne Rigsby

Quotes 

• Wayne Rigsby : And I was watching her brush her teeth this morning, and she does the full two minutes. Just like the dentist said. Now, the wrong person, that could be really annoying, but today I just though "Cool. I'm gonna be spending the rest of my life with those really good teeth", you know?

  Kimball Cho : Nope.

  Wayne Rigsby : My point is marriage is even better than I thought. Except... well, it's not a big deal; it's only been three days. It's sort of funny, really. We haven't done it yet, as a married couple.

  Kimball Cho : What about the hotel? After the wedding, I got you that carriage.

  Wayne Rigsby : Yeah, we passed out. It was a very emotionally draining day. Plus, we drank too much.

  Kimball Cho : Right.

  Wayne Rigsby : Then we had to work the next day, and since then Sara's at a conference in L.A., so we've had Ben every day, morning and night.

  Kimball Cho : You know, I read a study on the Internet. Said women lose interest in sex almost immediately after marriage. It's Darwinian.

  Wayne Rigsby : No, not Grace. She's always been super into...

  [seeing Cho's face] 

  Wayne Rigsby : My point is I don't believe it. It's not true.

  Kimball Cho : I'm just telling you what the Internet said.