"Criminal Minds" Final Shot (TV Episode 2013) - Kirsten Vangsness as Penelope Garcia

David Rossi : What about the increase in calls and letters to the Dallas office?

Penelope Garcia : I have checked all the assassination buffs and conspiracy theorists, including myself, and I am sort of sad to say we're all in the clear.
Penelope Garcia : The company that runs Chat Alert is damn good at scrambling their data! Although I am fast as hot lightning, eh, my server is not because it needs updating, so if someone with great hair and a tie could approve the funding to update that server, we could get a shot at the road, and I...

Aaron Hotchner : Put in a requisition, Garcia.

Penelope Garcia : Thank you sir! Filing form 9093B now... I'm familiar with it and the void it disappears into. Okay, I did manage to piece together Alica's last text.
Penelope Garcia : You know, I love a juicy conspiracy because it makes everything seem like an Agatha Christie novel, and I am still convinced that there was a second shooter on that grassy knoll.
Derek Morgan : Hey, talk to me, baby girl.

Penelope Garcia : I've been reading these heinous things that have happened to these women at the hands of their abusers, and can I just say thank God for men like you who are strong, yet gentle at the same time...

Derek Morgan : Okay, guess what? I'm about to put you on speaker. Maybe you want to stick to the facts.

Penelope Garcia : Right. The facts, okay.

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia