Mom (TV Series)

A Small Nervous Breakdown and a Misplaced Fork (2013)

Spencer Daniels: Luke

Quotes 

• Bonnie : [sternly]  Alright, listen to me, teen Jesus. I want you to return my granddaughter by 11 PM with her hymen intact.

  Luke : What?

  Bonnie : [grins]  I'm just screwing with you, you already knocked her up, do whatever you want!

  Luke : [to Violet]  I know she was just saying that to be funny but I just peed a little.