2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Kickstarter (2013)

Kat Dennings: Max Black

Quotes 

• Max Black : There. I french fried my phone. What else can I do ? I mean, reallyn it's technology's fault, it's turning us against each other. Caroline, I swear I would never ACCIDENTALLY say anything about you again that I never meant.

  Caroline Channing : I have to get ready for work, it's fine.

  Max Black : Stop saying that, please, stop saying it's fine ! Fine doesn't mean fine. The scale goes : great, good, OK, not OK, I hate you, fine. If fine meant fine, that'd be great, but it doesn't, OK ?

  Caroline Channing : You're right, it's not fine. It sucks, I'm hurt, you're the one person I care the most about...

  Max Black : No, YOU are the one person I care the most about.

  Caroline Channing : Well, right now, it doesn't feel that way.

  Max Black : [yelling]  It HAS to feel that way, you're my best friend, Caroline, I love you !

  [long pause, Max seems about to cry] 

  Max Black : Oh my god now I'm really gonna throw up.

  Caroline Channing : Max, is that the first time you said "I love you" ?

  Max Black : Don't look at me, I'm embarrassed.