How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Poker Game (2013)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

Quotes 

• Marshall Eriksen : Oh Chicago! There's this pizza place called Gazzola's, it's fantastic! It was closed down for a while it just re-opened.

  Daphne : I'm sure they got a Godzilla's in New York. We're not stopping. It's just pizza.

  Marshall Eriksen : [Scoffs]  Just pizza? Let me tell you about the thing you say is "just pizza." We begin with the first bite. Aww the crunch, and then marinara, that roiling lava of tomato and oregano it overtakes you. I'm falling. And that's when she catches you. That chewy voluptuous mistress Mozzarella. Oven-kissed cheeks crackle with warmth in your mouth, cradling the sauce and the bread letting you know from now on this is home. This pizza... It's home.

  Daphne : If it was so delicious why'd they close it in the first place?

  Marshall Eriksen : [Begrudgingly]  Rats.

  Daphne : We're not stopping!

  Marshall Eriksen : This road trip sucks.