The Mindy Project (TV Series)

Sk8er Man (2013)

Chris Messina: Danny Castellano

Quotes 

• Graham : You know sushi restaurants are raping our oceans.

  Danny Castellano : Oh, is that how your mermaid got pregnant?

  Graham : No, it was consensual sex with a sea captain.

• Mindy Lahiri : Look, you are beautiful and charismatic, but I'm a woman of science and you are man of non-sci... Nonsense, actually. So this isn't gonna work out. Although, I would've loved to have had sex with you but once.

  Graham : Yeah, I kinda thought this was gonna end in a four-way.

  Mindy Lahiri : Ugh.

  Graham : Three-way?

  Danny Castellano : What?

  Graham : Two-way?

  Mary : [shakes head] 

  Graham : One-way it is. Good-bye, Mindy. Pergilah dalam damai.

  [rips off pants and skates away] 

  Mindy Lahiri : Oh, bother.