- Graham: You know sushi restaurants are raping our oceans.
- Danny Castellano: Oh, is that how your mermaid got pregnant?
- Graham: No, it was consensual sex with a sea captain.
- Graham: Oh, it's bear claw! Yeah! How did you find me?
- Mindy Lahiri: I went to all the loser-iest places I could find Every tattoo parlor, every comic book store, every marijuana dispensary All to find you. Anyway, I wanted to know if the offer still stands to take me out.
- Mindy Lahiri: That ship has sailed.
- Mindy Lahiri: Okay.
- Graham: I'm just kidding. I literally have nothing to do.
- Mindy Lahiri: Look, you are beautiful and charismatic, but I'm a woman of science and you are man of non-sci... Nonsense, actually. So this isn't gonna work out. Although, I would've loved to have had sex with you but once.
- Graham: Yeah, I kinda thought this was gonna end in a four-way.
- Mindy Lahiri: Ugh.
- Graham: Three-way?
- Danny Castellano: What?
- Graham: Two-way?
- Mary: [shakes head]
- Graham: One-way it is. Good-bye, Mindy. Pergilah dalam damai.
- [rips off pants and skates away]
- Mindy Lahiri: Oh, bother.
- Graham: Hey, that was such an interesting exchange of ideas. You know what we should do? We should get high.
- Mindy Lahiri: You know what, Graham? I think that's gonna have to be good night. My body is very attracted to your body, but when you speak, my brain gets angry.
- Graham: Okay, but you're still coming over, right? Get our bronze medal at the Winter Sex Games.
- Mindy Lahiri: What are you talking about! What about this evening would make you think that I would do that? And why would we only get a bronze?