"Criminal Minds" The Return (TV Episode 2013) - Kirsten Vangsness as Penelope Garcia

Penelope Garcia : You are not really looking at my project. You always look at my projects, Derek. What's wrong?

Derek Morgan : Ah, Baby Girl, I am sorry. I don't know, me and Savannah we had like this amazing night, and cut to four hours later and she throwing me an air kiss and rushing out the door to work, and I got stuck at 2 o'clock in the morning walking her little pup!

Penelope Garcia : Oh, you got Morganed.

Derek Morgan : Morganed? What? What are you talking about?

Penelope Garcia : You are on call, 24/7, and when a case comes in, you drop whatever and whoever you are doing and haul ass back to work.

Derek Morgan : Well I guess I never thought about it like that.

Penelope Garcia : And now you have what Oprah calls an aha moment. Think about it: if you would have gotten the call, you would have done exactly the same thing to her because your job comes first and so does hers. And that's why you two work.

Derek Morgan : [sigh]

Penelope Garcia : Oh my gosh, she is you in heels.

Derek Morgan : You're right.

Penelope Garcia : I am always right. Also you are secretly in love with me.
Jennifer Jareau : Another missing kid?

Penelope Garcia : Yeah, this is where it goes from whack to super whack with a side of awful.

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia