Sleepy Hollow (TV Series)
This Is War (2014)
Tom Mison: Ichabod Crane
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Quotes
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Ichabod Crane : [about Franklin] The man was insufferable!
Lt. Abbie Mills : We are talking about Benjamin Franklin? The editor of the Declaration of Independence.
Ichabod Crane : Blowhard, braggart, blatherskite. And gasbag. He had an insatiable need to prove he was the sharpest intellect in the room.
Lt. Abbie Mills : I could see how that could be hard for you.
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Ichabod Crane : [eyeing the candles on the cupcake] Why must your era celebrate terror with dessert?
Lt. Abbie Mills : I'm sorry, I couldn't find a cupcake big enough for two hundred and fifty-one candles. Happy birthday.
Ichabod Crane : Well, then, I shall consider myself 'punk'd'.
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Lt. Abbie Mills : [holing up the cupcake with the candles] Make a wish.
Ichabod Crane : oh, a wish?
Lt. Abbie Mills : Another modern tradition.
Ichabod Crane : And here I thought science had won over superstition in modern America. Very well. A wish. I wish...
Ichabod Crane : Not out loud.
Ichabod Crane : Is there no end to this birthday madness?
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Lt. Abbie Mills : [reading through the archives] First Among Founders: Benjamin Franklin's Impact on Colonial America.
Ichabod Crane : [scoffing] Impact? On the scores of strumpets he crushed beneath his girth, perhaps.
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Benjamin Franklin : You still haven't learned my alphabet, have you?
Ichabod Crane : [sheepishly] There are only so many hours in the day.
Benjamin Franklin : Rise earlier. The key to success lies under the alarm clock.
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Jenny Mills : This is the only statue of Franklin in Sleepy Hollow.
Ichabod Crane : Wait. There are more?
Jenny Mills : All over the country. Plus the Franklin Mint, the $100 bill. It's all about the Benjamins.
Ichabod Crane : Yes, it always was.
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Lt. Abbie Mills : [about the up coming battle] This is what we've training for. You ready?
Ichabod Crane : I've been ready for 200 years.