How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Platonish (2013)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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• Hammond Druthers : [Ted is defiant against Hammond Druthers' job offer]  Look Ted, I can make your life very difficult.

  Ted Mosby : How?

  Hammond Druthers : How? I will call you a lot. I will Tweet at you like crazy. I will live on your Facebook wall!

  Ted Mosby : We're not Facebook friends.

  Hammond Druthers : Yeah what's going on with that? It's been pending for like eight months now.

• Ted Mosby : [at Harlem Globetrotters basketball game]  Hey, ref, check your voicemail! I think you've missed a few calls!

• Ted Mosby : [about Robin]  We're not platonic. Platonish, maybe, if that's even a word. But not platonic. I mean, there's something between us, and there always will be. Man, if this was eight years ago, I'd be jumping into a cab right now to go steal that blue French horn.

  Marshall Eriksen : Well, why don't you?

  Ted Mosby : I don't know. Just doesn't seem to work that way anymore. I used to be in such a hurry all the time, you know? Everything was so urgent. Now I just--I don't know--I figure... if it's gonna happen, it'll happen when it happens. I'm not going anywhere, she's not going anywhere. What's the rush, right?

• Ted Mosby : [Ted's phone rings. He looks at it]  Unknown Caller, stop calling me!

  Lily Aldrin : Are you gonna answer it?

  Ted Mosby : Yeah, 'cause it's 1994 and I'm gonna pick up a phone without knowing who's on the other end.

• Hammond Druthers : Know this: after today, this offer is gone forever. When I hang up this phone, you and I are done. The door is closed!

  Ted Mosby : Okay.

  Hammond Druthers : The door's always open, Ted. If you change your mind, just call me back, okay? Bye.

  [Hangs up] 

  Hammond Druthers : I think he's coming 'round.