- Reverend Robert Lowell: If you two want to get married in my church, you'll stop breaking the ninth commandment.
- Barney Stinson: Uh, no fat chicks?
- Reverend Robert Lowell: Thou shalt not lie!
- Barney Stinson: With fat chicks?
- Barney Stinson: They had to choose which cup was this special cup. I forgot what it's called. It's like... the holy grail of cups!
- Ted Mosby: It's the holy grail.
- Barney Stinson: ...of cups. Exactly!