- Ted Mosby: I just have to figure out how to get into Lily's room.
- Marshall Eriksen: Easy. The lock on her door is busted, so...
- Ted Mosby: [not listening] The drainpipe!
- Marshall Eriksen: What?
- Ted Mosby: No big deal, I can totally climb it. I'll call you when it's done.
- Marshall Eriksen: Her door is unlock-
- [Ted hangs up on him]
- Lily Aldrin: [scared due to storm outside and her supposedly haunted inn room] Maybe if it'll make *you* feel even better, you can sing me a version of Marvin's lullaby?
- Ted Mosby: Night-night, little Lily / No ifs, ands, or buts / No peg-legged ghost is waiting / To hook out your guts.